Tuesday, March 10, 2009

征女友启事~Girl Friend Wanted~

the author of this bloG desperate for a Girl friend~
hopefully can find one~~
Guys~~ no need continue readinG lar ~~
no point bah~~
but if you do read~~ must at least introduce some candidate to me oh~~ >.<
  1. 女性(must be human!!!)
  2. 成年人,小过24岁
  3. 穿高跟鞋时不会高过180cm
  4. 体重不超过60kG (neGotiable)
  5. D 罩杯以上不要,会怕~T.T
  6. 纸片人~还好啦~~还可以~
  7. 有摳过牙~~?(braces+ed before?) anythinG lar ~haha ~
  8. 有酒窝最好
  9. 会唱顺子的“回家”唱到很好听更好
  10. 有一点粗鲁又可以很斯文
  11. 至少会热爱运动,最好是会打篮球
  12. 有一点"kepo", but don't too over lar ~
  13. 细心,但偶尔鲁莽
  14. 没有大小姐脾气
  15. 至少明白一点点华语
  16. 会照顾人
  17. 在一起会很好玩的
  18. 自尊心不要超级强就ok
  19. 很active的~~ 有什么activity都会去参一脚的~!
  20. 喜欢自拍~当然一定要叫我一起啦~~!!
  21. 如果是能够成为女友兼红颜知己当然再好不过啦~
  22. 最好是在 University of NottinGham Malaysia Campus 的女生...
    if nearby also not a problem :P
    East Malaysian also proudly welcome~~!! ^.^
  23. 大胆~~不会太害臊的~~留下联络方式者~或联络我者~统统算过关~

    以上条件只供参考~~ 最重要是有一颗诚恳的心~~



    短短的自我介
    GreGory Voo Chen CheonG, 邬振昌, 21岁, 双子座,样子?还好吧~!看照片!!!
    性情活泼开朗, 因为没有女朋友所以快变宅男了,快来搭救我吧~~
    大学生,没楼, 没车, 没有钱~~ T.T
    有的只是时间~~可以花心思陪你~~
    还有一颗爱你的心~ ^.^
    啊~~差点忘记~~
    我有 sony erricson w580i, olympus 850sw, toshiba satellite a200, i-pod touch 16Gb,bhpc watch, spaldinG basketball, prince squash racket, dunlop tennis racket~~etc..
    原来其实我有蛮多东西的~~
    哈哈哈哈~~!!!

    有意者请致电或sms至012-8632512 ~
    找GreGory~
    或e-mail至GreGoryvoo@yahoo.com~
    其他见面再说吧~
    this is serious one ~ don't play play ar ~
    and don't shy shy lar~~
    非诚勿扰~!!

    ~GreG~

    p.s.:
    aiyo ~ i think if havinG a Girlfriend to take care or to take care of ~~
    the stupid bored and lousy university life will have a 180 degree chanGe lar ~~
    aGree ??

42 comments:

♥ Ƥ έ ι ρ ε Ƴ ♥ said...

wasaiiyooo!!!!
u so wan meh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha laugh die me~~~ xD

♥ Ƥ έ ι ρ ε Ƴ ♥ said...

ohyaa!!
wei last time tat one leh?!
ur campus tat one ler?!
no news jor meh?
why ned find gf here oh!!!! lolz~~

~G~ said...

last time that that one too far oledi ~~
so cannot lar ~~

then uni that one dun wan me bah ~~ T.T

so sad ner ~~
i so like that one duh ~ T.T
wahkaka ~ you so fast lar ~~ :P

pig said...

我也要.. 我也要..
我的条件只有三个..
就是爱我..
终身陪我..
包容一切..
这里也引用下别人的名言..
"我不要谈一, 二年的恋情.. 我要来个千年之恋.. 我会爱你999天23小时59分钟59秒.. 你只需爱我一秒.. 我们的千年之恋就完成了.."
我兴趣请留下联络方式..
我是不会让女生先找我的..
因为男生主动比较有风度..
请多多指教..
p.s:不是美男, 不是肌肉男, 不是天才.. 就两个字可以形容我.. 平凡..

~G~ said...

You shut up stupid pig!!!later no people find me after read your comment T.T

yihshin said...

can u tell me why did u post this under celebration??? lol .. and u havent thank me for doing free promotion for u :D

~G~ said...

haha ~~~ not celebration ~~
is random and celebration ~~ wahkaka ~~
so is random ~~ haha ~~
thank you yihshin~~ wahjkaka
but no ppl call me one ~~ T.T

Jeanette said...

wahahaha...greg ah???u wan me to help u on for the PROMOTION o not???Promoting fee i'll send it over to u ok?lolx

~G~ said...

haha ~~~ need ~~ wahkaka ~~~
wahsheh ~~ yih shin put on her blog oledi ~~ wahkaka ~ stupid one ~~
hehe ~~~
wahsheh ~~~ u help me promote ~~ still send me money ~~ wahkaka ~~ good deal good deal ~~ i sure wan lar ~~ wahkaka ~~ :P

yihshin said...

i see so many worms ~_~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

~G~ said...

worms ???

- Alfred - said...

worms ar... --> ~~~

damn... i think i shud post an advertisement for myself too =) hahaha... SAVD... hahaha...

Ceci said...

hahaha..so funny laaaa u=P
jiang desperate meh??? lol~~~~
but u don mind tht the gal elder than u meh?? haha....
shub put 小过21岁 laa~~~~~
wakakaka~~

~G~ said...

haha~~ alfred~ what is SAVD??
haha ~~ oh ~~ worms cute mar ~~ >.<
haha ~~ aiyo~~ because i hope is uni that one bah ~~ :P
she slightly older than me ~~ 348 days T.T
hahaha ~~
no lar ~~ joking duh ~

pig said...

special for stupiak gayglory..
SAVD=single available very desperate.. la.. buduh..

Alex Chin said...

stupid la u ...greg..haha...but i do agree wit ur statement though...haha...gambateh!!!

~G~ said...

wahsheh ~~~
alfred geng cau ~ modified my SAD~~
haha ~

♥ Ƥ έ ι ρ ε Ƴ ♥ said...

eii how?
actualy got anyone contact u ornt? hahaha~~
aiyer lialia~~~~~~~~
u also said he so desperate la, how cum will mind abt age~!!
as long as girl jiu okie la!!
greg hor?? hahaha =p

~G~ said...

haha ~~ ALEX ~~~ you are awesome ~~ wahkaka ~ :P so happy ~~
T.T
puiyee ~~~ no people contact me ner ~~ aiks T.T
aiyo ~~~
i not desparate until like that lar ~~~
wah ~~ girl jiu ok ~~~
nenek and aunty also still considered as girl what ~ T.T
aiks ~~ stupid one hor ~ :P

Baldwin said...

ehh...can tumpang ah?..
any girls single duwan Greg can contact me...

*lol!!

Adelove said...

o.0 nice ar hehe...u should include east malaysian gals..our uni alot of bachelorettes ^^

chubikia said...

Ladies,

Greg will bring you out for a date:

Movie tickets : RM 18
Dinner @ TGIF : RM 70
Bouquet of flowers: RM 40

Satisfying Greg's desperation for a girlfriend: Priceless :)

Even if its only for a day :P

~G~ said...

wahsheh ~ kenneth ~~
Good idea duh ~~ wahkaka ~~ :P

haha ~ ade~ :P
yea lor ~~ haha ~~
when go back also need to find one rit ~ :P
better reserve one now hor ~ :P
wahkaka ~~~

aiyo ~ since your uni so many ~
u din even introduce one to me wah ~~ T.T
haiz X.X
alfred also de ~ aiks T.T

ЯάĉЋάξL Lιм said...

lol!
u sound very desperate!

~G~ said...

haha ~ racheal~ you know chinese mer ~~ :P wahkaka ~
yea ~ i'm SAD~ Single.Avaiable.Desparate~
T.T
any girls to introduce :P
haha ~

Winni3 said...

grey,intro this one to u..
http://www.biexi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/11998084_2004120610291822865300.jpg

need her number?contact me la :p

~G~ said...

wahhhh ~~~~
winnie ~~~~
gam dai jeng gu ~~ T.T
you got "her" contact number mer ~~ T.T
"she" doesn't fit any sinGle requirement lar ~~ T.T
yer ~ winnie ~~ so bad one you ~~
sendiri happy happy there with boy fren ~~ never show also T.T
hng ~ >.<

Winni3 said...

erm...if i got any fren which match ur requirement one,sure i wont so guhon dun intro to u geh...

wait la...Pray for god to help u find ur Ms.Right la :)

~G~ said...

haha ~~ those requirement cincai say one mah ~~ wahkaka ~~
haha ~~got people interested jiu can call oledi ~~ hahaha ~ :P
wow ~~ so desparate mer ~~ stupid greg ~ :P

Winni3 said...

hhaa..good luck to u la :)

Amanda said...

LOL~ so you are the one mentioned in Alfred aka E's blog about d 征女友!?
you are so so so funny!!! LOL~~
good luck to u!! ^_^

~G~ said...

y alfred aka E ??his name elfred when become draG queen ?

haha ~~ thank you ~
i need more luck oh ~~
haven't found any ~ T.T
any recommendation ???

but don't recommend me some "she" like someone recommended at previous comment ar T.T
i rather kill my self ~ cucuk buta my eye ~ @.@

jen said...

u need gf?
haha...
"Greg will bring you out for a date:

Movie tickets : RM 18
Dinner @ TGIF : RM 70
Bouquet of flowers: RM 40

Satisfying Greg's desperation for a girlfriend: Priceless :)

Even if its only for a day :P"

need to rent a gf?
012-9360 ***
rental: negotiable

~G~ said...

bai pui jen ~~ really boring at uni lar ~~
find introduce me one bah ~ T.T

Jonathan said...

Gregory. I dont know how to read mandarin leh. How to intro intro?

~G~ said...

haha ~~~
jonathan ~~ which jonathan are you ~~ ^.^
wahkaka ~~
nvm ~~ just send some nice girl contact to me ~~ hahaha ~~ :P

Eunice*Momo said...

wah wah wah.. first time see ppl promote themself in their own bog o ...hahahahaha.. laugh die me o gregory. cheh, aiyoo.. u no nid promote urself also can have girl friend de bar... ! u not bad also *

~G~ said...

haha ~!!!
thank you eunice~!!
听到你这样说...
有感动哦~·!!

JennyC said...

You learn it from 非诚勿扰's movie ?
I love that movie !
Your post is so funny !!

~G~ said...

haha ~~~ yea ~~ sort of ~~ :P wahkaka :P
jenny ~ are you the jenny that i know ?? :P
haha :P
aiyo ~! introduce girls to me bah T.T

JennyC said...

How do i know how many Jenny you know ??
If you want to know girls , come back to the States ...
Then I'll hook you up with some blonde !
Sounds great ??

~G~ said...

haha ~~ Jenny Chia ~!!!
hehe ~ so you still in the state yea :P hehe ~ :P
so far i only know 2 jenny :P
haha ~ hey i wanna read you bloG bah T.T